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New last supper Theory for Da vinci Code

New Last Supper theory crashes websites

 

A new theory that Leonardo Da Vinci's Last Supper might hide within it a depiction of Christ blessing the bread and wine has triggered so much interest that websites connected to the picture have crashed.

The famous fresco is already the focus of mythical speculation after author Dan Brown based his The Da Vinci Code book around the painting, arguing in the novel that Jesus married his follower, Mary Magdelene, and fathered a child.

Now Slavisa Pesci, an information technologist and amateur scholar, says superimposing the Last Supper with its mirror-image throws up another picture containing a figure who looks like a Templar knight and another holding a small baby.

"I came across it by accident, from some of the details you can infer that we are not talking about chance but about a precise calculation," Pesci told journalists when he unveiled the theory earlier this week.

Websites www.leonardodavinci.tv, www.codicedavinci.tv, www.cenacolo.biz and www.leonardo2007.com had 15 million hits on Thursday morning alone, organisers said, adding they were trying to provide a more powerful server for the sites.

In the superimposed version, a figure on Christ's left appears to be cradling a baby in its arms, Pesci said, but he made no suggestion this could be Christ's child.

Judas, whose imminent betrayal of Christ is the force breaking the right-hand line of the original fresco, appears in an empty space on the left in the reverse image version.

And Pesci also suggests that the superimposed version shows a goblet before Christ and illustrates when Christ blessed bread and wine at a supper with his disciples for the first Eucharist.

The original Da Vinci depicts Christ when he predicts that one among them will betray him.

Singing to PC to download SONGS

Soon, download songs by singing to PCs

 

 The day is not far when people will just have to sing their favourite songs to their personal computers in order to activate search requests for the tracks and their download, say researchers.

Australian computer scientist Dr Sandra Uitdenbogerd from RMIT University is of the opinion that the next generation of search programs will allow the storage and retrieval of music by singing.

She says that all an Internet user will have to do is just call up a specific website and then sing a tune or lyrics into a computer microphone to submit their query. The computer will then search the website's database to retrieve a menu of digital files, which the user can then choose from to download.

Although Uitdenbogerd admits that many hurdles before the development of such programs are yet to be overcome, she insists that the field is gaining momentum.

"I think because there is a lot of interest out there and there are some commercial companies trying to solve the problem," ABC Science quoted Uitdenbogerd, who outlined developments at a recent Human Communication Science Network forum at Macquarie University, as saying.

"In the next three or four years it should be on the computer of everyone who is a music fanatic," she added.

Uitdenbogerd, however, concedes that the quality of the user's voice may affect the search.

"The more in tune and accurate you are the less you will have to sing" because the computer will recognise the notes more easily, and the more out of tune a person is, the longer he will have to sing, says Uitdenbogerd.

But still "most people can get the ups and downs" of a tune "in the right place", she reckons.

Environmental noise is another big hurdle as these outside influences can affect the frequency of the notes the program is trying to interpret.

"Audio is just a wave form that goes up and down and doesn't bear much resemblance to how we perceive [music] as notes," says Uitdenbogerd.

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Uitdenbogerd is also looking at audio searches by instrument timbre and by mood. If a person wants music with a "fat bass sound", it can be used as the main criteria for the search, she says. The mood search will be based on predicting what mood the music conveys.

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>
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Perth Oswal group Couple Radhika and Pankaj Oswal Throw Star studded Lavish Party Entering the social party circuit scene

A NEW A-list Indian family mainly Pankaj and Radhika Of Oswal Industries Now call Perth thier home past 6 years.They dazzled Perth with an all-star ball.

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Radhika Oswal has made a sparkling entrance on to the Perth party scene in a couture dress by Tarun Tahiliani, the Indian designer who made Jemima Khan’s wedding outfit.
Radhika and her husband, Pankaj, held the first of what Radhika hopes will become a yearly event – a lavish party in the Grand Ballroom at Burswood. It also celebrated the first anniversary of production at the couple’s massive fertiliser project on the Burrup Peninsula.
The Oswals moved to Perth from India six years ago and are now planning to build what may be Australia’s most expensive mansion on the Peppermint Grove foreshore – the blocks alone cost $22.7 million. Radhika says the Burswood bash was a “small thank you” to Oswal staff, business associates, family friends and relatives.
But no expense was spared.
Marcia Hines and her 10-piece band performed for the 240 guests and television presenter Sandra Sully was the MC for the night, while jazz trumpeter James Morrison accompanied nine-year old Vasundhara Oswal as she dedicated a piano recital to her father.
“We’re from an industrialist family and in India we believe in family enterprises and we also believe in having celebrations once a year and calling everyone we know together including work colleagues, employees, relatives and friends,” Radhika says.
She says they had hoped the party would have “wow” factor.
“I’m a very shy dancer, but the good thing is everyone was on the floor dancing,” she says. “And I was shuffling under the table hoping that nobody would ask me.”
Radhika says she’s settled into Perth life.

“It was different at the start because Perth is a much slower city than Delhi and it’s a different life,” she says. “In Delhi a woman is the social face of the family. She’s not someone who works unless there is a financial agreement. You have your family and friends over all the time.
“Perth is a very different life to that, but I’ve started enjoying the peace and I’m enjoying it because it is a very good place for my children to grow up.” PANKAJ OSWAL

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Australia's most expensive home could soon be built in an exclusive Perth suburb after an Indian family paid $22.7 million for a series of prized riverfront blocks.

Pankaj Oswal and his wife Radhika bought the adjoining blocks in Peppermint Grove from businessman Warren Anderson, real estate agent Willie Porteous said.

He said the family moved to Perth in 2001 and have since invested heavily in the state, with the Oswal Group behind a massive fertiliser project on the Burrup peninsula in the north of WA.

"It just confirms their confidence in the state, that they are building a home, and it will be an architectural statement for Perth," Mr Porteous said.

He said he believed the most expensive home sold in Australia recently was a $28 million home in Melbourne.

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'Racist' Tintin bought to book

An image from Tintin in the Congo

THE classic comic book Tintin in the Congo has been removed from the children's section of Borders stores in Australia because some customers may consider it offensive, the bookseller said.

The move is in line with action taken by Borders in the US and Britain, sparked by complaints that the book was racist.

"We are committed to acting responsibly as a retailer and with sensitivity to all of the communities we serve," Borders said in a statement.

"Therefore, with respect to the specific title Tintin in the Congo, which could be considered offensive by some of our customers, we have decided to place this title in a section of our store intended primarily for adults. We believe adults have the capacity to evaluate this work within historical context." David Enright, a London-based human-rights lawyer, was shopping recently at Borders with his family when he came upon the book, first published in 1931.

The material, he said, suggested to children that Africans were "subhuman, that they are imbeciles, that they're half savage".

The Tintin series, tracing the adventures of an intrepid reporter, and his dog, Snowy, has sold 220 million copies worldwide, and been translated in 77 languages.

But Tintin in the Congo has been widely criticised as racist by fans and critics alike. In it, the cartoonist, George Remi, depicts the white hero's adventures in the Congo against the backdrop of an idiotic, chimpanzee-like native population that comes to worship Tintin — and his dog — as gods.

Remi later said he was embarrassed by the book, and some editions have had objectionable content removed.

When an unexpurgated edition was brought out in Britain in 2005, it came wrapped with a warning and a foreword explaining its colonial context.

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Season 3 Episodes 11-12: Explorers on the Moon

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Season 3 Episode 13: Tintin in America

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Locations and coverage of all ADSL2+ Broadband providers In australia

ADSL2exchanges website launched: find out where your closest ADSL2+ exchange is in Australia

A broadband industry insider who wants to remain anonymous has created a website, ADSL2exchanges.com.au, that reveals the locations and coverage of all ADSL2+ providers.

The site plots all exchange locations onto Google Maps, allowing for approximate wire-length estimations (Google Maps calculates "as the crow flies" figures but ADSL2exchanges.com.au estimates what that would be in "as the road runs" terms). You just need to type in your address and phone number, and the site figures out what exchange you're on.

Based on these figures, the site then works out what attenuation to expect on your phone line and what your estimated maximum ADSL2+ speed would be. In my tests, the attenuation figure was accurate within 2dB (my crummy phone line's real attenuation is 32dB while ADSL2 exchanges estimated 30dB.)

The maximum speed figure was accurate within 2Mbit/s -- iiNet tells me the maximum attainable on my line should be around 15Mbit/s, while adsl2exchanges estimated 13Mbit/s. (In real life the fastest I've been able to push the connection is around 10Mbit/s, but it's only stable around 8Mbit/s.)

ADSL2exchanges.com.au is also gathering statistics on the real sync speeds of people already on ADSL2+. It hasn't yet gathered enough data to release any results on what sort of speeds people typically get in different suburbs. However, in an informal poll of 681 users, the site found that 64.8% of people got less than 9Mbit/s on ADSL2+.

If you're looking to buy or rent a new house and want to find out whether it can get broadband, or whether the property might be on one of Telstra's dreaded RIMs, you can see your whole suburb with the streets on RIMs plotted out on Google Maps.

If you're looking to upgrade from ADSL1 to ADSL2+ or simply want to get broadband for the first time, you can search your phone number, find out what phone exchange you're on, and then set up an email subscription to be alerted each time a new ADSL2+ provider comes online in that exchange.

The site provides a broadband plan search facility and allows members to register what plan and modem they use, so the site can calculate most popular broadband plan and most popular modem lists.

One curious feature of the site is to see a photo of your exchange and then find their exact location on Google Maps should you want to nip round in person and have a look. (They range from small tin sheds in paddocks to large skyrise buildings in the CBD.)

Interesting one liners!!!

 

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
Ø The road to success is always under construction.
Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.
Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ø Born free; Taxed to death.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray
and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the other three, he was the genius.
Ø The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to
appreciate it.
Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been
painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Ø Someday is not a day of the week
Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

 

 

   

 

Does wi-fi + wireless + Mobile phones = Radiation ??

This is scary,n if u have cordless phones in d house alongwith wi-fi and mobile phones, ur house bcomes aradiation hotspotss! ** Panorama: Wi-Fi ** As more than half of Britain's schools embrace Wi-Fi, Panorama investigates whether the new technology poses any potential health risks.

Wi-Fi: a warning signal

Britain is in the grip of a Wi-Fi revolution with offices, homes and classrooms going wireless - but there is concern the technology could carry health risks.

The Government insists Wi-Fi is safe, but a Panorama investigation shows that radio frequency radiation levels in some schools are up to three times the level found in the main beam of intensity from mobile phone masts.

There have been no studies on the health effects of Wi-Fi equipment, but thousands on mobile phones and masts. The radiation Wi-Fi emits is similar to that from mobile phone masts. It is an unavoidable by-product of going wireless.

In the last 18 months another two million of us in the UK have begun using Wi-Fi.

Entire cities have become what are known as wireless hotspots.

But what about Wi-Fi? The technology is similar to mobile phone masts and in use in 70 per cent of secondary schools and 50 per cent of primary schools.
Panorama visited a school in Norwich, with more than 1,000 pupils, to compare the level of radiation from a typical mobile phone mast with that of Wi-Fi in the classroom.
Readings taken for the programme showed the height of signal strength to be three times higher in the school classroom using Wi-Fi than the main beam of radiation intensity from a mobile phone mast.
The findings are particularly significant because children's skulls are thinner and still forming and tests have shown they absorb more radiation than adults.
Safety limits
The readings were well beneath the government's safety limits - as much as 600 times below - but some scientists suspect the whole basis of our safety limits may be wrong.
Panorama spoke to a number of scientists who questioned the safety limits and were concerned about the possible health effects of such radiation.
"If you look in the literature, you have a large number of various effects like chromosome damage, you have impact on the concentration capacity and decrease in short term memory, increases in the number of cancer incidences," said Professor Olle Johansson of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden.
Another scientist, Dr Gerd Oberfeld, from Salzburg is now calling for Wi-Fi to be removed from schools.
He said: "If you go into the data you can see a very very clear picture - it is like a puzzle and everything fits together from DNA break ups to the animal studies and up to the epidemiological evidence; that shows for example increased symptoms as well as increased cancer rates."
The clear advice from Sir William Stewart to the government on mobile phone masts was that the beam of greatest intensity should not fall on any part of the school grounds, unless the school and parents agreed to it.

Norwich city centre is blanketed with a Wi-Fi hotspotYet the levels tested in the classroom from Wi-Fi were much higher - three times the highest level of the mast.
Panorama contacted 50 schools at random - and found only one had been warned of possible health effects.
Philip Parkin, general secretary of the Professional Association of Teachers said: "I think schools and parents will be very worried about it...
"I am asking schools to consider very seriously whether they should be installing Wi-Fi networks now and this will make them think twice or three times before they do it.
"I think the precautionary approach doesn't seem to have worked because it is being rolled out so rapidly...
"It's a bit like King Canute. We can't stop the tide and I am afraid if schools are told that there is a serious health implication for having these networks in schools, it is going to be a very serious matter to say to schools, you have to switch them off."
Low power
At Washington state university, Professor Henry Lai, a biologist respected by both sides of the argument says he has found health effects at similar levels of radiation to Wi-Fi.
He estimates that of the two to three thousand studies carried out over the last 30 years, there is a 50-50 split - half finding an effect with the other half finding no effect at all.
But the Health Protection Agency has said Wi-Fi devices are of very low power - much lower than mobile phones.
The Government says there is no risk and is backed up by the World Health Organisation which is robust in its language saying there are "no adverse health effects from low level, long-term exposure".
The scientist responsible for WHO's position is Dr Mike Repacholi, who headed up the health organisation's research programme into radio frequency radiation.
He was also the founder of the International Committee on Non-Ionizing Radiation Protection (ICNIRP).
He said the statement of "no adverse health effects" was based on the weight of evidence.
In order for a health effect to be established it must mean it has been repeated in a number of laboratories using very good study techniques.

The seven wonders of the world + pics

The results were announced on Sunday:

The Great Wall of China

Petra in Jordan,

Brazil's statue of Christ the Redeemer,

Peru's Machu Picchu

Mexico's Mayan ruins at Chichen Itza,

The Colosseum in Rome

The Taj Mahal in India.

The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only one of the traditional Seven Wonders of the ancient world still standing.
Here are some details on the original seven: The historian Herodotus (ca 484-425 BC), and the scholar Callimachus of Cyrene (ca 305-240 BC) at the Museum of Alexandria, made early lists of "seven wonders" but their writings did not survive, except as references.
The list that we know today was compiled in the Middle Ages, by which time many of the sites no longer existed. It came mostly from ancient Greek writings, so only sites that would have been known and visited by the ancient Greeks were included.
The list included: The Great Pyramid of Giza, built around 2650-2500 BC as the tomb of fourth dynasty Egyptian pharaoh Khufu.
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, built around 600 BC. Herodotus claimed that the outer walls were 56 miles in length, 80 feet thick and 320 feet high. Believed destroyed by earthquake.
The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, built 550 BC and dedicated to the Greek goddess Artemis. Burned down in 356 BC.
The Statue of Zeus at Olympia, erected in 435 BC and 12 metres (40 feet) tall. It was dismantled by Christian rulers in the 5th or 6th centuries to discourage paganism.
The Mausoleum of Maussollos at Halicarnassus in what is now southeast Turkey, built in 351 BC and approximately 45 metres (135 feet) tall. Each of its four sides was adorned with reliefs. Origin of the word mausoleum. Damaged by an earthquake and destroyed by AD 1494 by European Crusaders.
The Colossus of Rhodes, built 292-280 BC. A giant bronze statue of the Greek god Helios, roughly the same size as today's Statue of Liberty in New York. Destroyed in 224 BC by earthquake.
The Lighthouse of Alexandria, built in 3rd century BC Egypt. At 115-135 metres (380-440 feet) tall it was among the tallest man-made structures on Earth for many centuries. Destroyed in the Middle Ages by earthquake.

Google Maps 7 Wonders of the World

Juan Taylor has created a cool little mashup project where he takes 7 wonders from various "worlds" and maps them onto a Google Map for all to explore. Each of the maps contains a list with quick-zoom functionality that brings you down to the location so you can take a closer look on a Google satellite map. He provides a way to learn about the locations with short descriptions and the option to link off to a Wikipedia entry for that place, offering more detailed info. Check out some of the maps he has created:

7 Ancient Wonders of the World

7 Medieval Wonders of the World

7 Modern Wonders of the World

7 Natural Wonders of the World

7 Underwater Wonders of the World

SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD 1 OF 5
Uploaded by Top-Notch112

Is Your Mobile / Cell original ,Test it . Mobile phone Codes hack

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?

Type # 6 0 # *
After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on
Emirates which is very Bad quality :(
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured
in Germany which is not bad
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufactured in
Finland which is Good
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in
original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...
IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on
Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

EDIT :: PLS NOTE BELOW

Anwenn said...
You've got your numbers crossed. it's supposed to be: *#06#After you enter the above code, your mobile phone should automatically reveal the phone's serial number.

Blogger , blogspot Sitemaps Eror showing

Blogger , blogspot Sitemaps Eror showing



There are many guides showing how to put a sitemap on your blogger or blogspot blog or even your own domain blog on bloggger.com. I will list a few sites that give detailed information on how to do this below .Recently i added sitemaps to my blogger blog. As you will know there are a few benefits from doing this , which many might argue otherwise too.



Some of the benefits are

All your pages should get indexed on site engines

Thus giving more visibility on search engines when other people are searching for content listed on your site.



The reason why i am writing this blog anyway is i did a foolish eror ,, while trying to add a sitemap ... and wish nobody gets stuck there . The most simple method to add a sitemap to your blog is you go through all the initial processes mentioned in the other links provided below

and then just add this " atom.xml" to the url where u add your sitemap as shown in the figure below and its done



Links

How to add sitemaps

Adding sitemaps for geeks from google



If you do want to get a sitemap for you own domain and hosting you could use online sitemaps generators (link2 ) ( link 3) available for free online and just upload the .xml file to your hosting server and add it via Google webmaster area.

Some solutions to eror Codes From google Below

I see errors listed under the Sitemap status. What do they mean?
If you see an error listed for the Sitemap status, select the error from the list below to learn more about it. If you see an XML error, see the Sitemap protocol guidelines.
Compression error
Empty Sitemap
Invalid attribute value
Invalid date
Invalid tag value
Invalid URL
Invalid URL: We've detected that a Sitemap you've listed doesn't include the full URL.
Invalid XML: too many tags
Missing XML attribute
Missing XML tag
Nested indexing
Parsing error
Temporary error
Too many Sitemaps
Too many URLs
Unsupported file format
URL not allowed
Paths don't match: We've detected that you submitted your Sitemap using a URL path that doesn't include the www prefix.
Paths don't match: We've detected that you submitted your Sitemap using a URL path that includes the www prefix.
Incorrect namespace
Leading whitespace
A specific HTTP error
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Goverment salary VS corporate salary

Have a look at this

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament
(MP)

Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For
a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any
number of times, All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40
trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per
year : 32,00,000 [i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]

TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :
8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED,
OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.... .

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and
price hike on our regular commodities. ......

And this is the present condition of our country:

855 crores could make their life livable !!

Think of the great democracy we have........ .....